In My last post I challenged nanner boy to actually call Me on NiteFlirt to do his sissy strip tease for Me on cam. I figured he had chickened out, some guys do chicken out when it comes to getting on cam for Me. I can understand why they might freak, never know I may just put them up on My blog in all their freaky glory. Although I haven’t done so as of yet but weirder things have happend. Anyhow, I digress. About a week ago I received an email on NiteFlirt from nanner boy asking if I would enjoy watching him do a sissy strip tease on cam for Me. Of course I said yes, lol, and gave him My yahoo id in order to set it up for his call. I assumed his call would have come in soon after but it didn’t so I also assumed he got cold feet about it. Well, the post about oinky boy spurned him to call Me and do it.

Now imagine this, getting a cam invite to view and sitting at your desk expecting something like pink panties and that’s it. Well, nanner boy caught Me totally off guard. He was dressed shoulders to toe in all red. Red spandex dress, red garters, red stockings, red panties. I guess he was going for the sissy in red? Doesn’t matter he was absolutely hilarious and I couldn’t stop laughing. At one point he got his clit stuck in his garter belt, bwahahahaha. Of course the best part was him cumming on a dildo and then sucking it clean while proclaiming how disgusting it tasted. It’s YOUR cum nanner boy, you can make it sweeter and not so yucky you know!

I am sooooooooo proud of nanner boy he really went all out to amuse Me. My girlfriends got a good laugh out of it hah.

Of course coming on the tails of My newest posts a certain caller wants to be included in the parade of amusing phone sex domination callers and wanted to know what he could do to get mentioned in here. Sorry but I am not going to make it that damned easy on you. If anyone wants to be mentioned surprise Me and entertain Me. If I have to tell you how, what fun is that? None at all. So whomever wants to be mentioned here surprise Me and you may just see your name on My diary and a small explanation of your escapades.

So are you up for the challenge?
Give Me a call on NiteFlirt and surprise Me!
Fem Domme 1-800-863-5478 extension 0503984
Only $1.99 per minute to amuse Me

Come on it will be fun

Miss Clair

I had to share a laugh with whomever is reading this. I have had my phone on alerts on NiteFlirtpretty much all day until later. I am a tad busy with other things right now and may not be able to answer the phone. This does not mean, however, that you shouldn’t try calling. It merely means that I may not answer if you do try.

Now back off My little tangent about alerts :). I received a call a few hours ago from this guy who has called Me before. Good boy! He understands the meaning of alert, unlike the first guy who hung up mid transfer, lol. This caller was so fucking funny I couldn’t stop laughing. He called the “Art of Self Bukkake” line just as he always does but this time he was able to throw his legs over his head while in bed instead of walking his feet up the wall. The more he jerked the more desperate he became and the more he sounded like a girl. But, that isn’t even the funniest part. The funny part was how he kept making comments about his butthole staring at him in the mirror when he should have been staring down his shooter hole on his cock head. Then, out of absolutely nowhere this guy starts OINKING!!!!! You have to just use your imagination. This didn’t sound like a southern pig call this was a man clearly saying “oink, oink, oink” which then turned into fast “oinky, oinky, oinky“. Poor guy couldn’t hold on when I started to laugh at him but he tried. And here I thought he was just a jerk off boy, nope he’s a jerky oink boy. I even instant messaged a girl friend of mine after the call to tell her because I couldn’t STOP laughing. Unfortunately she wasn’t at her computer but we will have a nice laugh later on tonight when she gets home.

So I guess this is what “oinking phone sex” is all about huh? I did used to have the guy that moinked but he never stayed on for long and always talked about his stinky blue blanket, mmmmmkay. It’s almost impossible to shock Me but it is very possible to amuse Me.

So, who’s next on the menu of amusement. A certain bananana fucker emailed Me last week about doing a sissy strip show on cam for Me. What’s the matter nanner boy? Afraid I might take pictures or something? I would neeeeeeeeever do that, hehehehehe. Ok maybe I would

I am still on alerts for a little while if anyone would like to try to connect. If not it will be later tonight

Goddess Clair
The Art of Self Bukkake
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874

Only $1.99 per minute, no minimum
for kinky fetish phone sex

I knew it was only a matter of time, some guy calling Me up and telling me that he would do anything in order to get mentioned in My blog. It always happens when I start blogging again. So, what in the hell did this guy do? He peeled a banana, came on it and ate it. Once he did this he asked me if doing that made him a faggot and was I going to expose him for being a faggot in My blog. News flash banana eater, it doesn’t make you a faggot it makes you a freak. An entertaining freak.

So, who’s going to entertain Me today?

Goddess Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874
The Art of Self Bukkake $1.99/minute

As I have said time and again there is always a first time for everything and this is no exception to the rule. I had just been discussing My work with a friend of Mine and they asked Me if I these callers of Mine actually do that which they claim to do. Of course there is a suspension of belief on My part. Meaning I just assume that you are doing as told. Does this mean you are? Perhaps yes and perhaps no. The only way that I actully know you are doing what it is that you claim you are doing is to get on your webcam and prove it to Me. Not even five minutes after explaining this to My friend I received a call from a new guy that wanted to perform on cam for Me. Actually I have been receiving lots of inquires about that lately and I need to make one thing very clear to all of you. I do not do cam, I do not own a cam so if you get on cam for Me it’s not going to be a cam on cam sort of call. If you are looking for a cam mistress I would be more than happy to assist you in your pursuit. Now that I have that out of the way, back to this new guy.

I gave him My yahoo ID and off we went. The video finally comes in and OMG the guy has this 10″ dildo that is stuck to a wall/door/hanging mirror. But it’s not JUST a dildo, it’s one of those squirting ones and this guy has harvested his cum for a while and shoved it in the little according squirter thing and started sucking on that fucking dick like his life depended on it. I have never seen a guy suck a dildo that could “cum” on cam before and with such enthusiasm!

Bravo cum slut for a spectacular performance. It was quite amusing and oh how I love to be amused.

Now it’s your turn

Miss Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874
The Art of Self Bukkake

I have received some rather frustrated instant messages from some regular customers of mine letting me know that they are having a hell of a time connecting to me on NiteFlirt. Stop stressing out all of you! Things have changed a bit this month in regards to customer accounts on both NiteFlirt and Keen. Without going into massive detail they finally split the two sites and NiteFlirt customers can no longer logon by going on Keen and vice versa. So, if you had a Keen account you very well may not be able to connect to me on NiteFlirt.

So what in the world is a bukkake bitch to do? It’s so simple!! All you have to do is sign up again on NiteFlirt. Do you realize what that means? It means that when you sign up you get three free minutes all over again just like a new customer. Tis the season for free minutes! At least for the guys who can’t use their Keen account to call NiteFlirt.

To use your new customer three minutes of phone sex free promotion with me, all you have to do is click my call button and sign up and connect with me. And you all know I never give them out, lol. Well now’s your chance
Here is my call button

All new customers to NiteFlirt receive three free phone sex minutes with me. After the first three minutes the price per minute is $1.99!

The other deal that NiteFlirt has at the moment is 10 minutes of phone sex for a whole $1.99. That’s only for the first call using a new account and unfortunately you can’t use it with me, but you are aware of that option

So, those of you stuck without your fix of me just sign up again. It’s easy and you get a reward of free phone sex for doing so. What a nice holiday gift and I didn’t even have to send them out!

Miss Clair

This guy has been calling Miss Clair for some time now. He always makes Me laugh when he constantly says “oh Clair you are just too good to me”. I guess he equates eating his cum as being good to him, fucking cum slut. As you know I love to be entertained, I mean there is buck private bubbly face who calls and always makes Me laugh and is so in love with Me because I go along with his silliness just to laugh at him more. This caller is just as entertaining, or ended up being so. During the last call he started going on and on about how he should do an infomercial for Me.

I lost 20 pounds on Mistress Clair’s new protien diet. Every man out there who needs to lose a few extra pounds should try it. I did and look at the results. It’s an easy plan to follow so tastey and nutritious and completely organic. It’s easy to produce lots and lots of it. The trick is getting the cum, which is pure protien, to shoot into your mouth so you have a fantastic meal. Oh my, DINNER IS READY.

Not once have I had a self bukkake caller go this route. How absolutely entertaining. I was laughing so hard I was actually crying. Mark My words he will indeed be back for more.

I have had several emails lately asking how they can be mentioned in My diary. And here is the secret to doing so. First off, stop emailing Me and actually DO a call. Secondly, do something to entertain Me so that you stick in My mind when I actually add onto My diary. Pretty easy really call and be creative!!

I will be on this afternoon into the night taking your calls.

Goddess Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874
THE ART OF SELF BUKKAKE
$1.99 per minute

This guy has been calling Me for a while now and needless to say each time he phones it is massive entertainment. He does have a cum fetish and one of the things that he wants to finally be able to do is to brush his teeth with his own cum. That in and of itself is funny but his calls are even more funny. This guy likes to moo + oink which I have termed moinking since it is a combo of the two. I have said to this guy before that he reminds Me of the riddler because he ryhmes so much of his conversation. Obviously he has a talent for it, at least while doing a phone sex call. Typically this guy calls from a phone booth, yes you read that correctly the man calls from a phone booth, but when he called last night this time he was in bed, under the covers trying to be quiet so his “roommates” wouldn’t hear him. Of course this makes Me wonder if his “roommates” are actually a wife, although I can’t imagine any female marrying this guy. So there he was moinking under the covers and humping his bed and then he said something that set Me off on a totally different direction than just laughing at him of course. He said “from my hose to my nose” and the first thing that came to My mind was CUM BUBBLER. Blowing bubbles in cum with your nose, lmao. Then My mind wandered. Cum Bubbler makes me think of a villan from a very well known movie and TV series. I could just imagine him as a garbage man terrorizing the city by going through everyone’s trash to collect used condoms and then harvesting the cum from said condoms so he could blow bubbles in the cum with his nose. Apparently he liked the twist I threw in on his call because he creamed the sheets. Duh, duh, duh the Cum Bubbler terrorizing the city as a garbage man.

Who said phone sex was boring?!

Goddess Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. #01486874
$1.99/min.
The Art of Self Bukkake

Obviously I haven’t fallen off the face of the earth since I have been available to take phone sex domination calls but I have been neglecting the hell out of My diary. But then again I determine what to write and when I write it. Yes the Goddess is always in control.

Time and time again I get asked by guys repeatedly if I get a lot of calls on My “Art of Self Bukkake” line. The answer to that can be found in how high up the rating is for that listing in comparison to My original cuckolding line. Yes I take a lot of calls from guys either experienced or completely new to the idea of cumming all over your face for Me.

What I find extremely entertaining is when I get an art of self bukkake call from a regular and either he pushes back and claims that there is no way that I will be able to make him do it or he begs and begs to be allowed to cum in a normal fashion. Now come on! You call an art of self bukkake line to cum in a normal way? Here’s a hint, it’s not going to happen. Either you do as I instruct or you get blue balls. Here is a good example in recent feedback:

Mistresses 5/30/2007 (customer name removed for privacy) 5 stars I begged for her to let me cum normally, but my request was denied! She made me cum all over my face. How humiliating.

Yeah and don’t you forget it. What I say I want you to do, I want you to do period!

Now, who’s next?

Goddess Clair
1-800-TO-FLIRT (1-800-863-5478) , extension 01486874
$1.99 per minute

I have had this customer for quite some time and he always remarked about how he wanted to shoot his jizz load on his face for Me while I watched on cam. The only problem was that he was in the middle of moving into a new place and really didn’t have access to his computer for a while. Ok, I can understand this it’s not like none of us have been there before.

Well he is now all moved into his new place, he has internet access and purchased a webcam, so needless to say he was extremely excited about shooting his load on his face for me.
He calls, I log onto yahoo, get his cam invite and sure enough there he is with his dick half pointed at his face jerking like crazy. Repeating over and over again how he’s now going to have to do get on cam and jerk his dick off into his face for Me all the time. He gets close to cumming and NOTHING HAPPENS. As soon as he gets close the desire to shoot goes away. This went on for almost an hour and then he finally just gave up. Talk about a massive tease and denial session.

This little naughty bitch boy felt so fucking bad for not performing the way that I wanted him to. I think he sent like oh four emails on NiteFlirt apologizing for not being able to do it.

He was told that he would not be allowed to cum at all between phone calls. I wanted to make sure that he was extremely desperate and frustratedthe second time around. Desperation and frustration will lead anyone to do just about anything in order to cum. I know it, he knows it and I am sure you know it.

I finally got his second call yesterday and it took no time at all. I guess the frustration got the better of him and I got to see him shoot his load all over his face with his tongue sticking out for Me.

Good boy! Mistress Clair is damned proud of you.

On another note, my art of self bukkake line has become so popular that it has passed the cuckolding line for calls and points. I never ever thought that this line would be so popular but I sure know now. It is highly humiliating to cum all over your own face.

So are you up to the challenge?
Spunk on your face for Mistress.

Mistress Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874

The Art of Self Bukkake
$1.99 per minute

Oh my God, I had so much fun the other day when the squash fucker/mango fucker came back to visit Me on the phone. His girlfriend, if he really HAS one, is a riot. Whenever she goes out and gets fucked by a real man with a real cock she gives him a task to do for her. Typically this entails getting the video camera and performing for her on it while he has permission to call Me on the phone. This time he was to hold a dildo on his forehead and make a fool of himself and eventually eat up all his cum. I had him dick slap himself with the dildo and then spank his ass for not liking it and then finally shoot his load all over it and suck it off the dildo. It was hilarious as always and I enjoyed helping his girlfriend out. Too fucking funny.

Come entertain your Goddess.

1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874
The Art of Self Bukkake
$1.99 per minute