I am beginning to think that not only do I have a cum fetish but that I also have a “thing” for making men do stupid men tricks. I have made a guy suck a bannana, fuck a squash, fuck a mango, eat cum cubes, do cum shots, shove cum cubes up their ass, slurp cum from a condom and now I have a new one to add to the list.

I have a caller that loves to be absolutely humiliated and degraded. This boy can actually suck his cock head if he is flexible enough. I have heard him do it before, although I have never actually seen him do it. But regardless it is still rather entertaining to hear him “slurp” on it. This boy wanted to know if he could do something to entertain Me earlier today by doing something that I have wanted to do to one of My callers but had yet to do it. So, I asked “well do you have any tortillas?” roflmao!!!!!!!!! I have discussed making a shrimp dickritto with short dicked matt before but for some reason he’s not thinking of doing stupid things for Me while he’s grocery shopping. Well matt this one beat you to it!!! Indeed he had some tortillas, so on went the cooking oil and he wrapped the tortilla around his weenie and stroked it for Me. I of course made him say “sweet nothings” to the tortilla because it makes Me laugh My ass off. Then he was instructed to give the tortilla some special “sauce” which he did of course and I couldn’t stop laughing. Actually I am laughing right now. The only difference is that this subbie doesn’t have a small dick so it truly wasn’t a shrimp dickritto (you can still be the first shrimp dickritto matt hehe).

Goddess Clair
1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 0503984
$1.89/min