I know how many of you sit and wank at the silly things I have made losers do with their pathetic excuses for dicks. From the nanner sucker to his fun with mango’s and squashes to the one that made a dickritto for Me, lmao. Well this new one takes the prize. I got a call from a guy that was looking at this silliness on My diary and decided to give Me a try. he wanted Me to get creative with a masturbation device. So, I had him go in his kitchen and name off the items that he had. Most of the items were pretty common like eggs, I don’t have a clue how a guy would fuck an egg, lol so that wasn’t used. I had him get out the butter and raw crescent rolls. So what the hell did he do for My amusement? Well he buttered up his weiner and then “popped” open the can of crescent rolls and then wrapped his dick in them and started wanking. I tell you it gives “pig in a blanket” a whole new meaning. Needless to say I was highly entertained and absolutely loved it as much as he loved rubbing his hard dick with the raw crescent rolls. Now to come up with something even more entertaining, hmmmmm, lol!

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