Ok so where the fuck has She been? I bet all of you have been asking since I haven’t posted much to the diary here. Nowhere really. Busy getting fucked and working and all that and having fun taking pics. Gave a little cuckie a job this weekend “take pics for My new design so I can hand it over to My webmistress”. Fun, fun indeed. Of course most of them aren’t available to just a standard wanker asshole. If you want to see Me getting pounded by huge dick and getting eaten out and oh Me sucking on them, beg nicely and I may just do it, lol.

Special thanks to Ms M at Bad Monkey Webdesign for the new kick ass design, I LOVE IT. Now chica when the hell will My listing redo’s be done ;).

Call Me now little bitches, I am ready to make a fool of you!

Goddess Clair
1-800-TO-FLIRT
ext. 0503984

So here I am on a Saturday night taking calls and lo and behold I get a new caller. This guy claims to have the smallest dick ever, measuring about 4″ in length and teeny tiny balls. He is going to go out to a kind of strip club where the guys are allowed to jerk their own dicks while the girls dance, for a price of course, and he wanted to know what to do to further humiliate himself. Well little did I know that he puts an ice pack on his already tiny weenie on his way there and he is going to do that tonight. I told him to ask them all kinds of questions like “have you ever fucked a tiny cock like mine” etc. He also likes to flash his weenie at women so they laugh at him. Small wonder he has never ever gotten arrested for doing that. Of course he has been told that he will shoot it in his own face later, I mean if he isn’t going to do it now on the phone with Me he will do it at some point. After all I know how all of you love the self bukkake thing and I know he will too.

Humiliate yourself for Me.

Goddess Clair
1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 01486874
$1.99 per minute