“Smallest dick ever”
November 4th, 2006 by 
Goddess Clair
So here I am on a Saturday night taking calls and lo and behold I get a new caller. This guy claims to have the smallest dick ever, measuring about 4″ in length and teeny tiny balls. He is going to go out to a kind of strip club where the guys are allowed to jerk their own dicks while the girls dance, for a price of course, and he wanted to know what to do to further humiliate himself. Well little did I know that he puts an ice pack on his already tiny weenie on his way there and he is going to do that tonight. I told him to ask them all kinds of questions like “have you ever fucked a tiny cock like mine” etc. He also likes to flash his weenie at women so they laugh at him. Small wonder he has never ever gotten arrested for doing that. Of course he has been told that he will shoot it in his own face later, I mean if he isn’t going to do it now on the phone with Me he will do it at some point. After all I know how all of you love the self bukkake thing and I know he will too.
Humiliate yourself for Me.
Goddess Clair
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5 Comments »
November 5th, 2006 at 7:50 am
Dear Goddess Clair,
I cant believe that i found you. You are a true vision of lovlieness with a wicked twist.I cannot believe you dont have more posts here.
You see, my ex used to love to put on long black bloves, tease me all day and night, edging me endlessly. When she finally told me it was time to squirt, she would take my glasses off, hold my eye open with the other hand, and make me blast the hot scalding wads into my eye.
Then she would aim it at the other eye, only to totally blind me with the flying spunk. Then she would collect the remaing mess onto a plate and pour it on the top of my head so it would drip all over my face. I would plead for her to get a towel, but instead she would laugh at me making while the slimy mess dried on my face.
To add insult to injury,with red eyes and sticky face, she made me get dressed, go down to the convenience store to get her a pack of smokes, hoping the pretty female cashier would not notice my shame under the bright flourescent lights…yeh right.
I hope you enjoyed my submission, Goddess Clair…
November 14th, 2006 at 6:02 pm
Awwwwww, I don’t post bunches because I am a busy woman. Busy, busy, busy. With the Holiday’s fast approaching I have slacked off on My blog a bit.
Love your name btw four eyed prick, hehehe.
Goddess Clair
December 3rd, 2006 at 4:19 pm
well my penis is smaller than that so i guess he doesnt have the smallest dick ever
December 15th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
very interesting, but I don’t agree with you
Idetrorce
February 27th, 2008 at 2:57 am
Do you really think I care that you don’t agree with Me?
Not hardly. Let Me guess someone is “short of stature” and I don’t mean in actual height, lol!
Goddess Clair