This guy has been calling Me for a while now and needless to say each time he phones it is massive entertainment. He does have a cum fetish and one of the things that he wants to finally be able to do is to brush his teeth with his own cum. That in and of itself is funny but his calls are even more funny. This guy likes to moo + oink which I have termed moinking since it is a combo of the two. I have said to this guy before that he reminds Me of the riddler because he ryhmes so much of his conversation. Obviously he has a talent for it, at least while doing a phone sex call. Typically this guy calls from a phone booth, yes you read that correctly the man calls from a phone booth, but when he called last night this time he was in bed, under the covers trying to be quiet so his “roommates” wouldn’t hear him. Of course this makes Me wonder if his “roommates” are actually a wife, although I can’t imagine any female marrying this guy. So there he was moinking under the covers and humping his bed and then he said something that set Me off on a totally different direction than just laughing at him of course. He said “from my hose to my nose” and the first thing that came to My mind was CUM BUBBLER. Blowing bubbles in cum with your nose, lmao. Then My mind wandered. Cum Bubbler makes me think of a villan from a very well known movie and TV series. I could just imagine him as a garbage man terrorizing the city by going through everyone’s trash to collect used condoms and then harvesting the cum from said condoms so he could blow bubbles in the cum with his nose. Apparently he liked the twist I threw in on his call because he creamed the sheets. Duh, duh, duh the Cum Bubbler terrorizing the city as a garbage man.

Who said phone sex was boring?!

Goddess Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. #01486874
$1.99/min.
The Art of Self Bukkake

Obviously I haven’t fallen off the face of the earth since I have been available to take phone sex domination calls but I have been neglecting the hell out of My diary. But then again I determine what to write and when I write it. Yes the Goddess is always in control.

Time and time again I get asked by guys repeatedly if I get a lot of calls on My “Art of Self Bukkake” line. The answer to that can be found in how high up the rating is for that listing in comparison to My original cuckolding line. Yes I take a lot of calls from guys either experienced or completely new to the idea of cumming all over your face for Me.

What I find extremely entertaining is when I get an art of self bukkake call from a regular and either he pushes back and claims that there is no way that I will be able to make him do it or he begs and begs to be allowed to cum in a normal fashion. Now come on! You call an art of self bukkake line to cum in a normal way? Here’s a hint, it’s not going to happen. Either you do as I instruct or you get blue balls. Here is a good example in recent feedback:

Mistresses 5/30/2007 (customer name removed for privacy) 5 stars I begged for her to let me cum normally, but my request was denied! She made me cum all over my face. How humiliating.

Yeah and don’t you forget it. What I say I want you to do, I want you to do period!

Now, who’s next?

Goddess Clair
1-800-TO-FLIRT (1-800-863-5478) , extension 01486874
$1.99 per minute