This guy has been calling Miss Clair for some time now. He always makes Me laugh when he constantly says “oh Clair you are just too good to me”. I guess he equates eating his cum as being good to him, fucking cum slut. As you know I love to be entertained, I mean there is buck private bubbly face who calls and always makes Me laugh and is so in love with Me because I go along with his silliness just to laugh at him more. This caller is just as entertaining, or ended up being so. During the last call he started going on and on about how he should do an infomercial for Me.

I lost 20 pounds on Mistress Clair’s new protien diet. Every man out there who needs to lose a few extra pounds should try it. I did and look at the results. It’s an easy plan to follow so tastey and nutritious and completely organic. It’s easy to produce lots and lots of it. The trick is getting the cum, which is pure protien, to shoot into your mouth so you have a fantastic meal. Oh my, DINNER IS READY.

Not once have I had a self bukkake caller go this route. How absolutely entertaining. I was laughing so hard I was actually crying. Mark My words he will indeed be back for more.

I have had several emails lately asking how they can be mentioned in My diary. And here is the secret to doing so. First off, stop emailing Me and actually DO a call. Secondly, do something to entertain Me so that you stick in My mind when I actually add onto My diary. Pretty easy really call and be creative!!

I will be on this afternoon into the night taking your calls.

Goddess Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874
THE ART OF SELF BUKKAKE
$1.99 per minute