In My last post I challenged nanner boy to actually call Me on NiteFlirt to do his sissy strip tease for Me on cam. I figured he had chickened out, some guys do chicken out when it comes to getting on cam for Me. I can understand why they might freak, never know I may just put them up on My blog in all their freaky glory. Although I haven’t done so as of yet but weirder things have happend. Anyhow, I digress. About a week ago I received an email on NiteFlirt from nanner boy asking if I would enjoy watching him do a sissy strip tease on cam for Me. Of course I said yes, lol, and gave him My yahoo id in order to set it up for his call. I assumed his call would have come in soon after but it didn’t so I also assumed he got cold feet about it. Well, the post about oinky boy spurned him to call Me and do it.

Now imagine this, getting a cam invite to view and sitting at your desk expecting something like pink panties and that’s it. Well, nanner boy caught Me totally off guard. He was dressed shoulders to toe in all red. Red spandex dress, red garters, red stockings, red panties. I guess he was going for the sissy in red? Doesn’t matter he was absolutely hilarious and I couldn’t stop laughing. At one point he got his clit stuck in his garter belt, bwahahahaha. Of course the best part was him cumming on a dildo and then sucking it clean while proclaiming how disgusting it tasted. It’s YOUR cum nanner boy, you can make it sweeter and not so yucky you know!

I am sooooooooo proud of nanner boy he really went all out to amuse Me. My girlfriends got a good laugh out of it hah.

Of course coming on the tails of My newest posts a certain caller wants to be included in the parade of amusing phone sex domination callers and wanted to know what he could do to get mentioned in here. Sorry but I am not going to make it that damned easy on you. If anyone wants to be mentioned surprise Me and entertain Me. If I have to tell you how, what fun is that? None at all. So whomever wants to be mentioned here surprise Me and you may just see your name on My diary and a small explanation of your escapades.

So are you up for the challenge?
Give Me a call on NiteFlirt and surprise Me!
Fem Domme 1-800-863-5478 extension 0503984
Only $1.99 per minute to amuse Me

Come on it will be fun

Miss Clair

I had to share a laugh with whomever is reading this. I have had my phone on alerts on NiteFlirtpretty much all day until later. I am a tad busy with other things right now and may not be able to answer the phone. This does not mean, however, that you shouldn’t try calling. It merely means that I may not answer if you do try.

Now back off My little tangent about alerts . I received a call a few hours ago from this guy who has called Me before. Good boy! He understands the meaning of alert, unlike the first guy who hung up mid transfer, lol. This caller was so fucking funny I couldn’t stop laughing. He called the “Art of Self Bukkake” line just as he always does but this time he was able to throw his legs over his head while in bed instead of walking his feet up the wall. The more he jerked the more desperate he became and the more he sounded like a girl. But, that isn’t even the funniest part. The funny part was how he kept making comments about his butthole staring at him in the mirror when he should have been staring down his shooter hole on his cock head. Then, out of absolutely nowhere this guy starts OINKING!!!!! You have to just use your imagination. This didn’t sound like a southern pig call this was a man clearly saying “oink, oink, oink” which then turned into fast “oinky, oinky, oinky“. Poor guy couldn’t hold on when I started to laugh at him but he tried. And here I thought he was just a jerk off boy, nope he’s a jerky oink boy. I even instant messaged a girl friend of mine after the call to tell her because I couldn’t STOP laughing. Unfortunately she wasn’t at her computer but we will have a nice laugh later on tonight when she gets home.

So I guess this is what “oinking phone sex” is all about huh? I did used to have the guy that moinked but he never stayed on for long and always talked about his stinky blue blanket, mmmmmkay. It’s almost impossible to shock Me but it is very possible to amuse Me.

So, who’s next on the menu of amusement. A certain bananana fucker emailed Me last week about doing a sissy strip show on cam for Me. What’s the matter nanner boy? Afraid I might take pictures or something? I would neeeeeeeeever do that, hehehehehe. Ok maybe I would

I am still on alerts for a little while if anyone would like to try to connect. If not it will be later tonight

Goddess Clair
The Art of Self Bukkake
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874

Only $1.99 per minute, no minimum
for kinky fetish phone sex