I had to share a laugh with whomever is reading this. I have had my phone on alerts on NiteFlirtpretty much all day until later. I am a tad busy with other things right now and may not be able to answer the phone. This does not mean, however, that you shouldn’t try calling. It merely means that I may not answer if you do try.

Now back off My little tangent about alerts . I received a call a few hours ago from this guy who has called Me before. Good boy! He understands the meaning of alert, unlike the first guy who hung up mid transfer, lol. This caller was so fucking funny I couldn’t stop laughing. He called the “Art of Self Bukkake” line just as he always does but this time he was able to throw his legs over his head while in bed instead of walking his feet up the wall. The more he jerked the more desperate he became and the more he sounded like a girl. But, that isn’t even the funniest part. The funny part was how he kept making comments about his butthole staring at him in the mirror when he should have been staring down his shooter hole on his cock head. Then, out of absolutely nowhere this guy starts OINKING!!!!! You have to just use your imagination. This didn’t sound like a southern pig call this was a man clearly saying “oink, oink, oink” which then turned into fast “oinky, oinky, oinky“. Poor guy couldn’t hold on when I started to laugh at him but he tried. And here I thought he was just a jerk off boy, nope he’s a jerky oink boy. I even instant messaged a girl friend of mine after the call to tell her because I couldn’t STOP laughing. Unfortunately she wasn’t at her computer but we will have a nice laugh later on tonight when she gets home.

So I guess this is what “oinking phone sex” is all about huh? I did used to have the guy that moinked but he never stayed on for long and always talked about his stinky blue blanket, mmmmmkay. It’s almost impossible to shock Me but it is very possible to amuse Me.

So, who’s next on the menu of amusement. A certain bananana fucker emailed Me last week about doing a sissy strip show on cam for Me. What’s the matter nanner boy? Afraid I might take pictures or something? I would neeeeeeeeever do that, hehehehehe. Ok maybe I would

I am still on alerts for a little while if anyone would like to try to connect. If not it will be later tonight

Goddess Clair
The Art of Self Bukkake
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874

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