This one customer that I have consistantly amuses Me by writing blog posts. Well little short dick needs to have a purpose and it’s entertaining anyhow so here is his latest blog post:

It has been a few weeks since I’ve cum, and a call to Goddess Clair provided no mercy. After a lengthy discussion of the BBC she has had over vacation, she had me admit to her how often I’ve been watching strap-on, cuckold, and BBC porn. Relentlessly, Goddess humiliated me about as harshest as she has ever. She had me admit to my envy of BBC, and my longing need to be plowed by her massive, black strap-on. She also had me begging to be her cum-guzzling cuckold. Clair also reminded me of how pathetic she has made me over the years, reminded me of my addiction to her, reminded me of the money and time I have spent on her, and reminded me what I am: a small cock Asian fagboy cum-dumpster. She reminded me how I am not allowed to touch my cock (not even to cum), and as she realized how close I was to losing control, she tasked me with humiliating myself for her fans through this blog posting, and also left me with blue balls until I provided her with this posting. She hung up and has not allowed me to call her until I have provided this to her. My panties are soaked with pre-cum, my balls ache, and all I can do is hope that Goddess will be available for a call soon.

Ok everyone can now laugh at how pathetic he is.
Are you this pathetic?

Call Me
Miss Clair

So of course as soon as I post that I am doing calls once again who phones? Well short dicked matt (sdm)! His poor lil penis hadn’t squirted since the last time he called Me which was over a month ago. Poor lil fella, lmao. So, he got his “homework” after our call(s) and has another new blog entry for all of you to laugh at.

My last opportunity to cum by the demand of Goddess Clair was back in early September. Since the, there have been some technical difficulties, and my little cock has been appropriately ignored. i finally had an opportunity to speak with Goddess Clair again, and was so desperate to cum. Finally calling, she humiliated me for the better part of the call, and keeping my little asian cock on edge. Forcing me to only watch cuckold porn that showcases BBC, my little cock was dripping and soaking the pink panties she has me wear. Nowadays, Goddess Clair will not even allow me to cum with her on the phone line. I have to wait until after our call if she even gives me permission. Well, by the end of the call, she was not quite done with my berating, so i had to call back two more times before she was tired of hearing my voice. My instructions were to, once again, drain myself dry. On top of that, i had to glaze my little asian face self-bukkake style until i was a dripping mess. And again, 6 measly loads before my little cock was done. Aching, glazed, and completely slutted out as her little asian cuckold, she still has me looping BBC cuckold porn on my computer and eagerly waiting our next call where she will certainly leave me with blueballs for the night. A little asian 4″ cock deserves this punishment from Goddess Clair, and i appreciate the opportunity to humiliate myself for her and for all of her readers and girlfriends to see.

Good stuff! Hopefully things will be back to more of a normal speed on NiteFlirt this week and all that fun stuff so I will be on to torment the fuck out of you by phone. The best and EASIEST way to get ahold of Me is to go to MY HOME PAGE ON NITEFLIRT to see My availability and to do a call with Me. The 800 number is working again but you have to memorize My extension in order to connect with Me, so that’s an option as well but the other way is easier. Please remember though, as the site comes back full steam there are still some bugs and glitches, one of which is that I have no clue which line you are calling so you are going to get asked. Normally this isn’t the case and I know when I pick up the phone but for the time being I am in the dark and unfortunately I don’t have a crystal ball to see which category you are calling.

Goddess Clair

Hey guys! Just a quick note to let you all know that I am back on NiteFlirt taking calls and the easiest way to phone me and see if I am available to take your calls is by clicking My home page on NiteFlirt. You will be able to see if I am available for calls or on a call or away.

I have missed twisting all of your nasty little minds and well I am up for trying things out and working with it the best we can. I am having cum shot withdrawls, well the ones on your face.

So call me NOW!
Miss Clair

Hi everyone! I miss all of My naughty boys and I am sure you miss Me as well, which is why you keep checking here I know all of this change has been difficult for everyone. But change does happen. I’ve not gone anywhere and if you’d like to email Me you are more than welcome to at vixenclair@yahoo.com and I might have a little surprise for you

Mistress Clair

Like a good cuckold slave boi, sdm actually did his homework after our last call. So here it is in all it’s glory, yep he got to write a blog post. Well sort of, lol.

After a few hours of waiting for a chance to speak with Goddess Clair tonight, her little cuckold Asian-boy was able to speak with her. Leaving her small-dicked cuckold boy with blue balls by the end of our call, i tried to call back soon after in hopes that the BBC money would swing her mood to allow her little cuckold to cum. Unfortunately, i got what was cumming to me. Goddess Clair had me do a grand milking; you asked for it, you got it! So, Clair is having her cuckold Asian boy jerk and cum over and over until i am dry. Of course, each load i’ll have to lick up and cum in a self-bukkake style. Typically, i don’t have to even touch my small Asian cock to cum when talking to Goddess Clair. Needless to say, my little cuckold cock is so sore now that i’d rather not touch it. In total, my small balls were only able to hold 6 measly loads that barely dribbled onto my face. The last load barely pushed out a single droplet, and i knew my Goddess had dried me. She has me watching big black cock porn and begging for a strap-on up my was-tight Asian ass. i’m feeling very humiliated in typing this blog for all her girlfriends and viewers to see.”

Hmm maybe this can be a new trend. Make it interesting guys and I might just quote you here

Goddess Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874

$1.99 per minute

Yes it was in fact short dick matt who I spoke of in my last blog post. And without him even realizing he was today’s topic, he called. Yep he called and ended up with massive blue balls in the end while I took his money to go cruising for black dick.

Mean? Ask matt, balls ache much?

Goddess Clair

$1.99 per minute
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874

I received an email while NiteFlirt’s email system was fuxored from a very long term caller. I have never seen his little fella but I have now. Once again it has been proven, by way of photo, that an Asian penis is inferior. Especially when I am used to huge, black cock.

I so wish I could post the photo here for everyone to see, point and laugh at. This guy actually put a tube of chapstick up to it so you could see the size relative to the chapstick. Needless to say it wasn’t much longer than that. So pathetic and he wonders why I don’t allow him to touch himself? It’s so damned small all he has to do it just touch the tip once and it squirts. Not only is this guy sporting a tiny Asian pecker but he cums to fast, double flunk outs on that one. All I can say is he better get good with his tongue because he should only be allowed to lick a woman and only after she’s been blown into by a huge black dick. And no I didn’t forget, lol, the only sex that he would be getting is on the other end of her strapon. A completely emasuclated Asian man doing whatever the hell she wants. Oh and while you are at it you better have a damned good job there cuckold because she’s going to need your money to go out on the prowl for black cock.

In the mood to be humiliated?
Try Me, I might be a sensual domme but little weeniers are disgusting.

Miss Clair

$1.99 per minute
1-800-863-5478 ext 01486874

In My last post I challenged nanner boy to actually call Me on NiteFlirt to do his sissy strip tease for Me on cam. I figured he had chickened out, some guys do chicken out when it comes to getting on cam for Me. I can understand why they might freak, never know I may just put them up on My blog in all their freaky glory. Although I haven’t done so as of yet but weirder things have happend. Anyhow, I digress. About a week ago I received an email on NiteFlirt from nanner boy asking if I would enjoy watching him do a sissy strip tease on cam for Me. Of course I said yes, lol, and gave him My yahoo id in order to set it up for his call. I assumed his call would have come in soon after but it didn’t so I also assumed he got cold feet about it. Well, the post about oinky boy spurned him to call Me and do it.

Now imagine this, getting a cam invite to view and sitting at your desk expecting something like pink panties and that’s it. Well, nanner boy caught Me totally off guard. He was dressed shoulders to toe in all red. Red spandex dress, red garters, red stockings, red panties. I guess he was going for the sissy in red? Doesn’t matter he was absolutely hilarious and I couldn’t stop laughing. At one point he got his clit stuck in his garter belt, bwahahahaha. Of course the best part was him cumming on a dildo and then sucking it clean while proclaiming how disgusting it tasted. It’s YOUR cum nanner boy, you can make it sweeter and not so yucky you know!

I am sooooooooo proud of nanner boy he really went all out to amuse Me. My girlfriends got a good laugh out of it hah.

Of course coming on the tails of My newest posts a certain caller wants to be included in the parade of amusing phone sex domination callers and wanted to know what he could do to get mentioned in here. Sorry but I am not going to make it that damned easy on you. If anyone wants to be mentioned surprise Me and entertain Me. If I have to tell you how, what fun is that? None at all. So whomever wants to be mentioned here surprise Me and you may just see your name on My diary and a small explanation of your escapades.

So are you up for the challenge?
Give Me a call on NiteFlirt and surprise Me!
Fem Domme 1-800-863-5478 extension 0503984
Only $1.99 per minute to amuse Me

Come on it will be fun

Miss Clair

I had to share a laugh with whomever is reading this. I have had my phone on alerts on NiteFlirtpretty much all day until later. I am a tad busy with other things right now and may not be able to answer the phone. This does not mean, however, that you shouldn’t try calling. It merely means that I may not answer if you do try.

Now back off My little tangent about alerts . I received a call a few hours ago from this guy who has called Me before. Good boy! He understands the meaning of alert, unlike the first guy who hung up mid transfer, lol. This caller was so fucking funny I couldn’t stop laughing. He called the “Art of Self Bukkake” line just as he always does but this time he was able to throw his legs over his head while in bed instead of walking his feet up the wall. The more he jerked the more desperate he became and the more he sounded like a girl. But, that isn’t even the funniest part. The funny part was how he kept making comments about his butthole staring at him in the mirror when he should have been staring down his shooter hole on his cock head. Then, out of absolutely nowhere this guy starts OINKING!!!!! You have to just use your imagination. This didn’t sound like a southern pig call this was a man clearly saying “oink, oink, oink” which then turned into fast “oinky, oinky, oinky“. Poor guy couldn’t hold on when I started to laugh at him but he tried. And here I thought he was just a jerk off boy, nope he’s a jerky oink boy. I even instant messaged a girl friend of mine after the call to tell her because I couldn’t STOP laughing. Unfortunately she wasn’t at her computer but we will have a nice laugh later on tonight when she gets home.

So I guess this is what “oinking phone sex” is all about huh? I did used to have the guy that moinked but he never stayed on for long and always talked about his stinky blue blanket, mmmmmkay. It’s almost impossible to shock Me but it is very possible to amuse Me.

So, who’s next on the menu of amusement. A certain bananana fucker emailed Me last week about doing a sissy strip show on cam for Me. What’s the matter nanner boy? Afraid I might take pictures or something? I would neeeeeeeeever do that, hehehehehe. Ok maybe I would

I am still on alerts for a little while if anyone would like to try to connect. If not it will be later tonight

Goddess Clair
The Art of Self Bukkake
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874

Only $1.99 per minute, no minimum
for kinky fetish phone sex

I knew it was only a matter of time, some guy calling Me up and telling me that he would do anything in order to get mentioned in My blog. It always happens when I start blogging again. So, what in the hell did this guy do? He peeled a banana, came on it and ate it. Once he did this he asked me if doing that made him a faggot and was I going to expose him for being a faggot in My blog. News flash banana eater, it doesn’t make you a faggot it makes you a freak. An entertaining freak.

So, who’s going to entertain Me today?

Goddess Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874
The Art of Self Bukkake $1.99/minute