As I have said time and again there is always a first time for everything and this is no exception to the rule. I had just been discussing My work with a friend of Mine and they asked Me if I these callers of Mine actually do that which they claim to do. Of course there is a suspension of belief on My part. Meaning I just assume that you are doing as told. Does this mean you are? Perhaps yes and perhaps no. The only way that I actully know you are doing what it is that you claim you are doing is to get on your webcam and prove it to Me. Not even five minutes after explaining this to My friend I received a call from a new guy that wanted to perform on cam for Me. Actually I have been receiving lots of inquires about that lately and I need to make one thing very clear to all of you. I do not do cam, I do not own a cam so if you get on cam for Me it’s not going to be a cam on cam sort of call. If you are looking for a cam mistress I would be more than happy to assist you in your pursuit. Now that I have that out of the way, back to this new guy.

I gave him My yahoo ID and off we went. The video finally comes in and OMG the guy has this 10″ dildo that is stuck to a wall/door/hanging mirror. But it’s not JUST a dildo, it’s one of those squirting ones and this guy has harvested his cum for a while and shoved it in the little according squirter thing and started sucking on that fucking dick like his life depended on it. I have never seen a guy suck a dildo that could “cum” on cam before and with such enthusiasm!

Bravo cum slut for a spectacular performance. It was quite amusing and oh how I love to be amused.

Now it’s your turn

Miss Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874
The Art of Self Bukkake

I have received some rather frustrated instant messages from some regular customers of mine letting me know that they are having a hell of a time connecting to me on NiteFlirt. Stop stressing out all of you! Things have changed a bit this month in regards to customer accounts on both NiteFlirt and Keen. Without going into massive detail they finally split the two sites and NiteFlirt customers can no longer logon by going on Keen and vice versa. So, if you had a Keen account you very well may not be able to connect to me on NiteFlirt.

So what in the world is a bukkake bitch to do? It’s so simple!! All you have to do is sign up again on NiteFlirt. Do you realize what that means? It means that when you sign up you get three free minutes all over again just like a new customer. Tis the season for free minutes! At least for the guys who can’t use their Keen account to call NiteFlirt.

To use your new customer three minutes of phone sex free promotion with me, all you have to do is click my call button and sign up and connect with me. And you all know I never give them out, lol. Well now’s your chance
Here is my call button

All new customers to NiteFlirt receive three free phone sex minutes with me. After the first three minutes the price per minute is $1.99!

The other deal that NiteFlirt has at the moment is 10 minutes of phone sex for a whole $1.99. That’s only for the first call using a new account and unfortunately you can’t use it with me, but you are aware of that option

So, those of you stuck without your fix of me just sign up again. It’s easy and you get a reward of free phone sex for doing so. What a nice holiday gift and I didn’t even have to send them out!

Miss Clair

This guy has been calling Miss Clair for some time now. He always makes Me laugh when he constantly says “oh Clair you are just too good to me”. I guess he equates eating his cum as being good to him, fucking cum slut. As you know I love to be entertained, I mean there is buck private bubbly face who calls and always makes Me laugh and is so in love with Me because I go along with his silliness just to laugh at him more. This caller is just as entertaining, or ended up being so. During the last call he started going on and on about how he should do an infomercial for Me.

I lost 20 pounds on Mistress Clair’s new protien diet. Every man out there who needs to lose a few extra pounds should try it. I did and look at the results. It’s an easy plan to follow so tastey and nutritious and completely organic. It’s easy to produce lots and lots of it. The trick is getting the cum, which is pure protien, to shoot into your mouth so you have a fantastic meal. Oh my, DINNER IS READY.

Not once have I had a self bukkake caller go this route. How absolutely entertaining. I was laughing so hard I was actually crying. Mark My words he will indeed be back for more.

I have had several emails lately asking how they can be mentioned in My diary. And here is the secret to doing so. First off, stop emailing Me and actually DO a call. Secondly, do something to entertain Me so that you stick in My mind when I actually add onto My diary. Pretty easy really call and be creative!!

I will be on this afternoon into the night taking your calls.

Goddess Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874
THE ART OF SELF BUKKAKE
$1.99 per minute

This guy has been calling Me for a while now and needless to say each time he phones it is massive entertainment. He does have a cum fetish and one of the things that he wants to finally be able to do is to brush his teeth with his own cum. That in and of itself is funny but his calls are even more funny. This guy likes to moo + oink which I have termed moinking since it is a combo of the two. I have said to this guy before that he reminds Me of the riddler because he ryhmes so much of his conversation. Obviously he has a talent for it, at least while doing a phone sex call. Typically this guy calls from a phone booth, yes you read that correctly the man calls from a phone booth, but when he called last night this time he was in bed, under the covers trying to be quiet so his “roommates” wouldn’t hear him. Of course this makes Me wonder if his “roommates” are actually a wife, although I can’t imagine any female marrying this guy. So there he was moinking under the covers and humping his bed and then he said something that set Me off on a totally different direction than just laughing at him of course. He said “from my hose to my nose” and the first thing that came to My mind was CUM BUBBLER. Blowing bubbles in cum with your nose, lmao. Then My mind wandered. Cum Bubbler makes me think of a villan from a very well known movie and TV series. I could just imagine him as a garbage man terrorizing the city by going through everyone’s trash to collect used condoms and then harvesting the cum from said condoms so he could blow bubbles in the cum with his nose. Apparently he liked the twist I threw in on his call because he creamed the sheets. Duh, duh, duh the Cum Bubbler terrorizing the city as a garbage man.

Who said phone sex was boring?!

Goddess Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. #01486874
$1.99/min.
The Art of Self Bukkake

Obviously I haven’t fallen off the face of the earth since I have been available to take phone sex domination calls but I have been neglecting the hell out of My diary. But then again I determine what to write and when I write it. Yes the Goddess is always in control.

Time and time again I get asked by guys repeatedly if I get a lot of calls on My “Art of Self Bukkake” line. The answer to that can be found in how high up the rating is for that listing in comparison to My original cuckolding line. Yes I take a lot of calls from guys either experienced or completely new to the idea of cumming all over your face for Me.

What I find extremely entertaining is when I get an art of self bukkake call from a regular and either he pushes back and claims that there is no way that I will be able to make him do it or he begs and begs to be allowed to cum in a normal fashion. Now come on! You call an art of self bukkake line to cum in a normal way? Here’s a hint, it’s not going to happen. Either you do as I instruct or you get blue balls. Here is a good example in recent feedback:

Mistresses 5/30/2007 (customer name removed for privacy) 5 stars I begged for her to let me cum normally, but my request was denied! She made me cum all over my face. How humiliating.

Yeah and don’t you forget it. What I say I want you to do, I want you to do period!

Now, who’s next?

Goddess Clair
1-800-TO-FLIRT (1-800-863-5478) , extension 01486874
$1.99 per minute

I have had this customer for quite some time and he always remarked about how he wanted to shoot his jizz load on his face for Me while I watched on cam. The only problem was that he was in the middle of moving into a new place and really didn’t have access to his computer for a while. Ok, I can understand this it’s not like none of us have been there before.

Well he is now all moved into his new place, he has internet access and purchased a webcam, so needless to say he was extremely excited about shooting his load on his face for me.
He calls, I log onto yahoo, get his cam invite and sure enough there he is with his dick half pointed at his face jerking like crazy. Repeating over and over again how he’s now going to have to do get on cam and jerk his dick off into his face for Me all the time. He gets close to cumming and NOTHING HAPPENS. As soon as he gets close the desire to shoot goes away. This went on for almost an hour and then he finally just gave up. Talk about a massive tease and denial session.

This little naughty bitch boy felt so fucking bad for not performing the way that I wanted him to. I think he sent like oh four emails on NiteFlirt apologizing for not being able to do it.

He was told that he would not be allowed to cum at all between phone calls. I wanted to make sure that he was extremely desperate and frustratedthe second time around. Desperation and frustration will lead anyone to do just about anything in order to cum. I know it, he knows it and I am sure you know it.

I finally got his second call yesterday and it took no time at all. I guess the frustration got the better of him and I got to see him shoot his load all over his face with his tongue sticking out for Me.

Good boy! Mistress Clair is damned proud of you.

On another note, my art of self bukkake line has become so popular that it has passed the cuckolding line for calls and points. I never ever thought that this line would be so popular but I sure know now. It is highly humiliating to cum all over your own face.

So are you up to the challenge?
Spunk on your face for Mistress.

Mistress Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874

The Art of Self Bukkake
$1.99 per minute

Oh my God, I had so much fun the other day when the squash fucker/mango fucker came back to visit Me on the phone. His girlfriend, if he really HAS one, is a riot. Whenever she goes out and gets fucked by a real man with a real cock she gives him a task to do for her. Typically this entails getting the video camera and performing for her on it while he has permission to call Me on the phone. This time he was to hold a dildo on his forehead and make a fool of himself and eventually eat up all his cum. I had him dick slap himself with the dildo and then spank his ass for not liking it and then finally shoot his load all over it and suck it off the dildo. It was hilarious as always and I enjoyed helping his girlfriend out. Too fucking funny.

Come entertain your Goddess.

1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874
The Art of Self Bukkake
$1.99 per minute

First off HAPPY NEW YEARS to all My diary droolers. Yes you are all droolers because I know you sit there either jerking your dick or rubbing that little nub in between your legs wishing that I mention you here. Now that I have said that, onto the reason for this diary entry. Begging to be in My diary.

It really amazes Me how many wanker boys really truly want a “shout out” in My diary. Consistent begging on a daily basis has been happening lately and not just from one customer. I keep saying “give Me a reason to want to type about you”. Seriously you are going to have to do something that really sticks in my mind for Me to even remember you when I post a new diary entry. Entertain Me, beg, plead, cry, get on cam and prove you do what I tell you to do, buy Me a gift certificate, tribute Me, something to make you stick out amongst the typical of wankers.

That’s My challenge to you all this new year. Give Me a reason to want to write about you. If you don’t then I sure the hell am not going to remember you come blog time.

Goddess Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874

$1.99 per minute

Happy Holidays to each and every one of you. To keep My own sanity this year, I am only going to have two lines available for you to call. Higher rate than normal but that’s My decision.

First line:
1-800-863-5478 ext. 0503972

This line is $2.19/min

Second line:
1-800-863-5478 ext. 0503982

This line is $5.55/min

I feel as though I deserve it since My callers never spoil Me. Sure I am not a “Princess” but don’t Godesses deserve to be spoiled as well? I sure think so.

Goddess Clair

I am about to make a special listing geared towards men that are into using food items as masturbation aids. Why? Because for some odd reason I keep getting calls for this more and more. Now this isn’t “sploshing” or “splooshing”, I am not talking about Me smearing food all over Myself. I am talking about using food items to jerk your dick with. As you know I have made guys fuck all sorts of items. But the last two were absolutely classic. My caller called from the grocery store to make sure he had what I wanted him to buy and then bring home. A french roll and a jar of marshmallow cream. I had him cut the end off the roll and scoop out the bread and put the whole jar of cream into the hollowed out bread. Then warm it up, take it upstairs and make love to it. I even named “her” and couldn’t stop laughing the whole time. It was classic. Same caller came home with an apple pie. I just had to know if a warm apple pie really feels like a pussy or not, so he was more than willing to oblige Me. And according to him it is similar and he loves to degrade himself in that way.

So, screw it I am going to make a listing for using food items as a masturbation aid. Tell Me what you have in your kitchen or call Me asking for a shopping list and I will provide one for you.

Yet another way to entertain Me, whether you have a small dick or a big dick. Fucking food for My amusement. Of course it would be even better to see it on cam. Now who has enough balls to actually do that for Me? Nobody hardly ever wants to shoot their cum on their face on cam for Me, lol.

So come and get My new listing
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01836793
$2.09/min

Goddess Clair