As I have said time and again there is always a first time for everything and this is no exception to the rule. I had just been discussing My work with a friend of Mine and they asked Me if I these callers of Mine actually do that which they claim to do. Of course there is a suspension of belief on My part. Meaning I just assume that you are doing as told. Does this mean you are? Perhaps yes and perhaps no. The only way that I actully know you are doing what it is that you claim you are doing is to get on your webcam and prove it to Me. Not even five minutes after explaining this to My friend I received a call from a new guy that wanted to perform on cam for Me. Actually I have been receiving lots of inquires about that lately and I need to make one thing very clear to all of you. I do not do cam, I do not own a cam so if you get on cam for Me it’s not going to be a cam on cam sort of call. If you are looking for a cam mistress I would be more than happy to assist you in your pursuit. Now that I have that out of the way, back to this new guy.

I gave him My yahoo ID and off we went. The video finally comes in and OMG the guy has this 10″ dildo that is stuck to a wall/door/hanging mirror. But it’s not JUST a dildo, it’s one of those squirting ones and this guy has harvested his cum for a while and shoved it in the little according squirter thing and started sucking on that fucking dick like his life depended on it. I have never seen a guy suck a dildo that could “cum” on cam before and with such enthusiasm!

Bravo cum slut for a spectacular performance. It was quite amusing and oh how I love to be amused.

Now it’s your turn

Miss Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874
The Art of Self Bukkake

I have received some rather frustrated instant messages from some regular customers of mine letting me know that they are having a hell of a time connecting to me on NiteFlirt. Stop stressing out all of you! Things have changed a bit this month in regards to customer accounts on both NiteFlirt and Keen. Without going into massive detail they finally split the two sites and NiteFlirt customers can no longer logon by going on Keen and vice versa. So, if you had a Keen account you very well may not be able to connect to me on NiteFlirt.

So what in the world is a bukkake bitch to do? It’s so simple!! All you have to do is sign up again on NiteFlirt. Do you realize what that means? It means that when you sign up you get three free minutes all over again just like a new customer. Tis the season for free minutes! At least for the guys who can’t use their Keen account to call NiteFlirt.

To use your new customer three minutes of phone sex free promotion with me, all you have to do is click my call button and sign up and connect with me. And you all know I never give them out, lol. Well now’s your chance
Here is my call button

All new customers to NiteFlirt receive three free phone sex minutes with me. After the first three minutes the price per minute is $1.99!

The other deal that NiteFlirt has at the moment is 10 minutes of phone sex for a whole $1.99. That’s only for the first call using a new account and unfortunately you can’t use it with me, but you are aware of that option

So, those of you stuck without your fix of me just sign up again. It’s easy and you get a reward of free phone sex for doing so. What a nice holiday gift and I didn’t even have to send them out!

Miss Clair

This guy has been calling Miss Clair for some time now. He always makes Me laugh when he constantly says “oh Clair you are just too good to me”. I guess he equates eating his cum as being good to him, fucking cum slut. As you know I love to be entertained, I mean there is buck private bubbly face who calls and always makes Me laugh and is so in love with Me because I go along with his silliness just to laugh at him more. This caller is just as entertaining, or ended up being so. During the last call he started going on and on about how he should do an infomercial for Me.

I lost 20 pounds on Mistress Clair’s new protien diet. Every man out there who needs to lose a few extra pounds should try it. I did and look at the results. It’s an easy plan to follow so tastey and nutritious and completely organic. It’s easy to produce lots and lots of it. The trick is getting the cum, which is pure protien, to shoot into your mouth so you have a fantastic meal. Oh my, DINNER IS READY.

Not once have I had a self bukkake caller go this route. How absolutely entertaining. I was laughing so hard I was actually crying. Mark My words he will indeed be back for more.

I have had several emails lately asking how they can be mentioned in My diary. And here is the secret to doing so. First off, stop emailing Me and actually DO a call. Secondly, do something to entertain Me so that you stick in My mind when I actually add onto My diary. Pretty easy really call and be creative!!

I will be on this afternoon into the night taking your calls.

Goddess Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874
THE ART OF SELF BUKKAKE
$1.99 per minute

Obviously I haven’t fallen off the face of the earth since I have been available to take phone sex domination calls but I have been neglecting the hell out of My diary. But then again I determine what to write and when I write it. Yes the Goddess is always in control.

Time and time again I get asked by guys repeatedly if I get a lot of calls on My “Art of Self Bukkake” line. The answer to that can be found in how high up the rating is for that listing in comparison to My original cuckolding line. Yes I take a lot of calls from guys either experienced or completely new to the idea of cumming all over your face for Me.

What I find extremely entertaining is when I get an art of self bukkake call from a regular and either he pushes back and claims that there is no way that I will be able to make him do it or he begs and begs to be allowed to cum in a normal fashion. Now come on! You call an art of self bukkake line to cum in a normal way? Here’s a hint, it’s not going to happen. Either you do as I instruct or you get blue balls. Here is a good example in recent feedback:

Mistresses 5/30/2007 (customer name removed for privacy) 5 stars I begged for her to let me cum normally, but my request was denied! She made me cum all over my face. How humiliating.

Yeah and don’t you forget it. What I say I want you to do, I want you to do period!

Now, who’s next?

Goddess Clair
1-800-TO-FLIRT (1-800-863-5478) , extension 01486874
$1.99 per minute

I have had this customer for quite some time and he always remarked about how he wanted to shoot his jizz load on his face for Me while I watched on cam. The only problem was that he was in the middle of moving into a new place and really didn’t have access to his computer for a while. Ok, I can understand this it’s not like none of us have been there before.

Well he is now all moved into his new place, he has internet access and purchased a webcam, so needless to say he was extremely excited about shooting his load on his face for me.
He calls, I log onto yahoo, get his cam invite and sure enough there he is with his dick half pointed at his face jerking like crazy. Repeating over and over again how he’s now going to have to do get on cam and jerk his dick off into his face for Me all the time. He gets close to cumming and NOTHING HAPPENS. As soon as he gets close the desire to shoot goes away. This went on for almost an hour and then he finally just gave up. Talk about a massive tease and denial session.

This little naughty bitch boy felt so fucking bad for not performing the way that I wanted him to. I think he sent like oh four emails on NiteFlirt apologizing for not being able to do it.

He was told that he would not be allowed to cum at all between phone calls. I wanted to make sure that he was extremely desperate and frustratedthe second time around. Desperation and frustration will lead anyone to do just about anything in order to cum. I know it, he knows it and I am sure you know it.

I finally got his second call yesterday and it took no time at all. I guess the frustration got the better of him and I got to see him shoot his load all over his face with his tongue sticking out for Me.

Good boy! Mistress Clair is damned proud of you.

On another note, my art of self bukkake line has become so popular that it has passed the cuckolding line for calls and points. I never ever thought that this line would be so popular but I sure know now. It is highly humiliating to cum all over your own face.

So are you up to the challenge?
Spunk on your face for Mistress.

Mistress Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874

The Art of Self Bukkake
$1.99 per minute

First off HAPPY NEW YEARS to all My diary droolers. Yes you are all droolers because I know you sit there either jerking your dick or rubbing that little nub in between your legs wishing that I mention you here. Now that I have said that, onto the reason for this diary entry. Begging to be in My diary.

It really amazes Me how many wanker boys really truly want a “shout out” in My diary. Consistent begging on a daily basis has been happening lately and not just from one customer. I keep saying “give Me a reason to want to type about you”. Seriously you are going to have to do something that really sticks in my mind for Me to even remember you when I post a new diary entry. Entertain Me, beg, plead, cry, get on cam and prove you do what I tell you to do, buy Me a gift certificate, tribute Me, something to make you stick out amongst the typical of wankers.

That’s My challenge to you all this new year. Give Me a reason to want to write about you. If you don’t then I sure the hell am not going to remember you come blog time.

Goddess Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874

$1.99 per minute

Happy Holidays to each and every one of you. To keep My own sanity this year, I am only going to have two lines available for you to call. Higher rate than normal but that’s My decision.

First line:
1-800-863-5478 ext. 0503972

This line is $2.19/min

Second line:
1-800-863-5478 ext. 0503982

This line is $5.55/min

I feel as though I deserve it since My callers never spoil Me. Sure I am not a “Princess” but don’t Godesses deserve to be spoiled as well? I sure think so.

Goddess Clair

Ok so where the fuck has She been? I bet all of you have been asking since I haven’t posted much to the diary here. Nowhere really. Busy getting fucked and working and all that and having fun taking pics. Gave a little cuckie a job this weekend “take pics for My new design so I can hand it over to My webmistress”. Fun, fun indeed. Of course most of them aren’t available to just a standard wanker asshole. If you want to see Me getting pounded by huge dick and getting eaten out and oh Me sucking on them, beg nicely and I may just do it, lol.

Special thanks to Ms M at Bad Monkey Webdesign for the new kick ass design, I LOVE IT. Now chica when the hell will My listing redo’s be done ;).

Call Me now little bitches, I am ready to make a fool of you!

Goddess Clair
1-800-TO-FLIRT
ext. 0503984

Every once in a while I come upon a slave boy that calls Me and has a real man sized cock. This happened just the other day. I get a call on the “Art Of Self Bukkake” line from a guy that wants Me to watch him stroke on cam and then cum on his face for Me. I never say no to that so off I went signing onto Yahoo to watch him on cam. he turns it on and I was speechless. HOLY SHIT this guy had a BIG DICK. I mean BIG. I just love slaves with huge man cock. I asked him how big it was and he said 9″ is that big, UM YES. I want, I WANT!!!! Yes slave cock sometimes comes in big sizes, lol, like this one. It was still fun as hell watching him shoot it all over his face. This one wasn’t a little dicked wonder, he was just a massively kinky slut boy.

I know there are more of you out there, so call Me. Clair just loves big slave cock.

Goddess Clair
$1.99/min
The Art of Self Bukkake
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874

First off I hope all My boys have a very safe long Holiday weekend. As for Goddess Clair, I have nothing planned at all for once. I am just going to stay at home and relax, maybe take some calls and have a couple of friends over on Monday for a BBQ. Where does time go? Didn’t summer just start? Before we know it, it will be Christmas (why did I have to say that?).

I just had a very interesting call a bit ago. This customer called My “Art of Self Bukkake” line and actually wanted tease and denial. Oddly enough that’s how I DO this sort of thing in real life so that was no stretch for Me. The funny part of it was that he really didn’t want to do it. But Goddess Clair gave him a choice, either you cum on your face or you get sent away with blue balls. Yes I know I am CumForClair on NiteFlirt but that doesn’t mean that I give a shit if you cum or not. Too fucking funny.

Lines are on, I am not going anywhere so let’s see how many blue balls I can make today.

Goddess Clair
1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 0503984

$1.89 per minute