This one customer that I have consistantly amuses Me by writing blog posts. Well little short dick needs to have a purpose and it’s entertaining anyhow so here is his latest blog post:

It has been a few weeks since I’ve cum, and a call to Goddess Clair provided no mercy. After a lengthy discussion of the BBC she has had over vacation, she had me admit to her how often I’ve been watching strap-on, cuckold, and BBC porn. Relentlessly, Goddess humiliated me about as harshest as she has ever. She had me admit to my envy of BBC, and my longing need to be plowed by her massive, black strap-on. She also had me begging to be her cum-guzzling cuckold. Clair also reminded me of how pathetic she has made me over the years, reminded me of my addiction to her, reminded me of the money and time I have spent on her, and reminded me what I am: a small cock Asian fagboy cum-dumpster. She reminded me how I am not allowed to touch my cock (not even to cum), and as she realized how close I was to losing control, she tasked me with humiliating myself for her fans through this blog posting, and also left me with blue balls until I provided her with this posting. She hung up and has not allowed me to call her until I have provided this to her. My panties are soaked with pre-cum, my balls ache, and all I can do is hope that Goddess will be available for a call soon.

Ok everyone can now laugh at how pathetic he is.
Are you this pathetic?

Call Me
Miss Clair

So of course as soon as I post that I am doing calls once again who phones? Well short dicked matt (sdm)! His poor lil penis hadn’t squirted since the last time he called Me which was over a month ago. Poor lil fella, lmao. So, he got his “homework” after our call(s) and has another new blog entry for all of you to laugh at.

My last opportunity to cum by the demand of Goddess Clair was back in early September. Since the, there have been some technical difficulties, and my little cock has been appropriately ignored. i finally had an opportunity to speak with Goddess Clair again, and was so desperate to cum. Finally calling, she humiliated me for the better part of the call, and keeping my little asian cock on edge. Forcing me to only watch cuckold porn that showcases BBC, my little cock was dripping and soaking the pink panties she has me wear. Nowadays, Goddess Clair will not even allow me to cum with her on the phone line. I have to wait until after our call if she even gives me permission. Well, by the end of the call, she was not quite done with my berating, so i had to call back two more times before she was tired of hearing my voice. My instructions were to, once again, drain myself dry. On top of that, i had to glaze my little asian face self-bukkake style until i was a dripping mess. And again, 6 measly loads before my little cock was done. Aching, glazed, and completely slutted out as her little asian cuckold, she still has me looping BBC cuckold porn on my computer and eagerly waiting our next call where she will certainly leave me with blueballs for the night. A little asian 4″ cock deserves this punishment from Goddess Clair, and i appreciate the opportunity to humiliate myself for her and for all of her readers and girlfriends to see.

Good stuff! Hopefully things will be back to more of a normal speed on NiteFlirt this week and all that fun stuff so I will be on to torment the fuck out of you by phone. The best and EASIEST way to get ahold of Me is to go to MY HOME PAGE ON NITEFLIRT to see My availability and to do a call with Me. The 800 number is working again but you have to memorize My extension in order to connect with Me, so that’s an option as well but the other way is easier. Please remember though, as the site comes back full steam there are still some bugs and glitches, one of which is that I have no clue which line you are calling so you are going to get asked. Normally this isn’t the case and I know when I pick up the phone but for the time being I am in the dark and unfortunately I don’t have a crystal ball to see which category you are calling.

Goddess Clair

Hey guys! Just a quick note to let you all know that I am back on NiteFlirt taking calls and the easiest way to phone me and see if I am available to take your calls is by clicking My home page on NiteFlirt. You will be able to see if I am available for calls or on a call or away.

I have missed twisting all of your nasty little minds and well I am up for trying things out and working with it the best we can. I am having cum shot withdrawls, well the ones on your face.

So call me NOW!
Miss Clair

Hi everyone! I miss all of My naughty boys and I am sure you miss Me as well, which is why you keep checking here I know all of this change has been difficult for everyone. But change does happen. I’ve not gone anywhere and if you’d like to email Me you are more than welcome to at vixenclair@yahoo.com and I might have a little surprise for you

Mistress Clair

Like a good cuckold slave boi, sdm actually did his homework after our last call. So here it is in all it’s glory, yep he got to write a blog post. Well sort of, lol.

After a few hours of waiting for a chance to speak with Goddess Clair tonight, her little cuckold Asian-boy was able to speak with her. Leaving her small-dicked cuckold boy with blue balls by the end of our call, i tried to call back soon after in hopes that the BBC money would swing her mood to allow her little cuckold to cum. Unfortunately, i got what was cumming to me. Goddess Clair had me do a grand milking; you asked for it, you got it! So, Clair is having her cuckold Asian boy jerk and cum over and over until i am dry. Of course, each load i’ll have to lick up and cum in a self-bukkake style. Typically, i don’t have to even touch my small Asian cock to cum when talking to Goddess Clair. Needless to say, my little cuckold cock is so sore now that i’d rather not touch it. In total, my small balls were only able to hold 6 measly loads that barely dribbled onto my face. The last load barely pushed out a single droplet, and i knew my Goddess had dried me. She has me watching big black cock porn and begging for a strap-on up my was-tight Asian ass. i’m feeling very humiliated in typing this blog for all her girlfriends and viewers to see.”

Hmm maybe this can be a new trend. Make it interesting guys and I might just quote you here

Goddess Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874

$1.99 per minute

Yes it was in fact short dick matt who I spoke of in my last blog post. And without him even realizing he was today’s topic, he called. Yep he called and ended up with massive blue balls in the end while I took his money to go cruising for black dick.

Mean? Ask matt, balls ache much?

Goddess Clair

$1.99 per minute
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874

I received an email while NiteFlirt’s email system was fuxored from a very long term caller. I have never seen his little fella but I have now. Once again it has been proven, by way of photo, that an Asian penis is inferior. Especially when I am used to huge, black cock.

I so wish I could post the photo here for everyone to see, point and laugh at. This guy actually put a tube of chapstick up to it so you could see the size relative to the chapstick. Needless to say it wasn’t much longer than that. So pathetic and he wonders why I don’t allow him to touch himself? It’s so damned small all he has to do it just touch the tip once and it squirts. Not only is this guy sporting a tiny Asian pecker but he cums to fast, double flunk outs on that one. All I can say is he better get good with his tongue because he should only be allowed to lick a woman and only after she’s been blown into by a huge black dick. And no I didn’t forget, lol, the only sex that he would be getting is on the other end of her strapon. A completely emasuclated Asian man doing whatever the hell she wants. Oh and while you are at it you better have a damned good job there cuckold because she’s going to need your money to go out on the prowl for black cock.

In the mood to be humiliated?
Try Me, I might be a sensual domme but little weeniers are disgusting.

Miss Clair

$1.99 per minute
1-800-863-5478 ext 01486874

As I have said time and again there is always a first time for everything and this is no exception to the rule. I had just been discussing My work with a friend of Mine and they asked Me if I these callers of Mine actually do that which they claim to do. Of course there is a suspension of belief on My part. Meaning I just assume that you are doing as told. Does this mean you are? Perhaps yes and perhaps no. The only way that I actully know you are doing what it is that you claim you are doing is to get on your webcam and prove it to Me. Not even five minutes after explaining this to My friend I received a call from a new guy that wanted to perform on cam for Me. Actually I have been receiving lots of inquires about that lately and I need to make one thing very clear to all of you. I do not do cam, I do not own a cam so if you get on cam for Me it’s not going to be a cam on cam sort of call. If you are looking for a cam mistress I would be more than happy to assist you in your pursuit. Now that I have that out of the way, back to this new guy.

I gave him My yahoo ID and off we went. The video finally comes in and OMG the guy has this 10″ dildo that is stuck to a wall/door/hanging mirror. But it’s not JUST a dildo, it’s one of those squirting ones and this guy has harvested his cum for a while and shoved it in the little according squirter thing and started sucking on that fucking dick like his life depended on it. I have never seen a guy suck a dildo that could “cum” on cam before and with such enthusiasm!

Bravo cum slut for a spectacular performance. It was quite amusing and oh how I love to be amused.

Now it’s your turn

Miss Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874
The Art of Self Bukkake

I have received some rather frustrated instant messages from some regular customers of mine letting me know that they are having a hell of a time connecting to me on NiteFlirt. Stop stressing out all of you! Things have changed a bit this month in regards to customer accounts on both NiteFlirt and Keen. Without going into massive detail they finally split the two sites and NiteFlirt customers can no longer logon by going on Keen and vice versa. So, if you had a Keen account you very well may not be able to connect to me on NiteFlirt.

So what in the world is a bukkake bitch to do? It’s so simple!! All you have to do is sign up again on NiteFlirt. Do you realize what that means? It means that when you sign up you get three free minutes all over again just like a new customer. Tis the season for free minutes! At least for the guys who can’t use their Keen account to call NiteFlirt.

To use your new customer three minutes of phone sex free promotion with me, all you have to do is click my call button and sign up and connect with me. And you all know I never give them out, lol. Well now’s your chance
Here is my call button

All new customers to NiteFlirt receive three free phone sex minutes with me. After the first three minutes the price per minute is $1.99!

The other deal that NiteFlirt has at the moment is 10 minutes of phone sex for a whole $1.99. That’s only for the first call using a new account and unfortunately you can’t use it with me, but you are aware of that option

So, those of you stuck without your fix of me just sign up again. It’s easy and you get a reward of free phone sex for doing so. What a nice holiday gift and I didn’t even have to send them out!

Miss Clair

This guy has been calling Miss Clair for some time now. He always makes Me laugh when he constantly says “oh Clair you are just too good to me”. I guess he equates eating his cum as being good to him, fucking cum slut. As you know I love to be entertained, I mean there is buck private bubbly face who calls and always makes Me laugh and is so in love with Me because I go along with his silliness just to laugh at him more. This caller is just as entertaining, or ended up being so. During the last call he started going on and on about how he should do an infomercial for Me.

I lost 20 pounds on Mistress Clair’s new protien diet. Every man out there who needs to lose a few extra pounds should try it. I did and look at the results. It’s an easy plan to follow so tastey and nutritious and completely organic. It’s easy to produce lots and lots of it. The trick is getting the cum, which is pure protien, to shoot into your mouth so you have a fantastic meal. Oh my, DINNER IS READY.

Not once have I had a self bukkake caller go this route. How absolutely entertaining. I was laughing so hard I was actually crying. Mark My words he will indeed be back for more.

I have had several emails lately asking how they can be mentioned in My diary. And here is the secret to doing so. First off, stop emailing Me and actually DO a call. Secondly, do something to entertain Me so that you stick in My mind when I actually add onto My diary. Pretty easy really call and be creative!!

I will be on this afternoon into the night taking your calls.

Goddess Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874
THE ART OF SELF BUKKAKE
$1.99 per minute