I have received some rather frustrated instant messages from some regular customers of mine letting me know that they are having a hell of a time connecting to me on NiteFlirt. Stop stressing out all of you! Things have changed a bit this month in regards to customer accounts on both NiteFlirt and Keen. Without going into massive detail they finally split the two sites and NiteFlirt customers can no longer logon by going on Keen and vice versa. So, if you had a Keen account you very well may not be able to connect to me on NiteFlirt.

So what in the world is a bukkake bitch to do? It’s so simple!! All you have to do is sign up again on NiteFlirt. Do you realize what that means? It means that when you sign up you get three free minutes all over again just like a new customer. Tis the season for free minutes! At least for the guys who can’t use their Keen account to call NiteFlirt.

To use your new customer three minutes of phone sex free promotion with me, all you have to do is click my call button and sign up and connect with me. And you all know I never give them out, lol. Well now’s your chance
Here is my call button

All new customers to NiteFlirt receive three free phone sex minutes with me. After the first three minutes the price per minute is $1.99!

The other deal that NiteFlirt has at the moment is 10 minutes of phone sex for a whole $1.99. That’s only for the first call using a new account and unfortunately you can’t use it with me, but you are aware of that option

So, those of you stuck without your fix of me just sign up again. It’s easy and you get a reward of free phone sex for doing so. What a nice holiday gift and I didn’t even have to send them out!

Miss Clair

This guy has been calling Miss Clair for some time now. He always makes Me laugh when he constantly says “oh Clair you are just too good to me”. I guess he equates eating his cum as being good to him, fucking cum slut. As you know I love to be entertained, I mean there is buck private bubbly face who calls and always makes Me laugh and is so in love with Me because I go along with his silliness just to laugh at him more. This caller is just as entertaining, or ended up being so. During the last call he started going on and on about how he should do an infomercial for Me.

I lost 20 pounds on Mistress Clair’s new protien diet. Every man out there who needs to lose a few extra pounds should try it. I did and look at the results. It’s an easy plan to follow so tastey and nutritious and completely organic. It’s easy to produce lots and lots of it. The trick is getting the cum, which is pure protien, to shoot into your mouth so you have a fantastic meal. Oh my, DINNER IS READY.

Not once have I had a self bukkake caller go this route. How absolutely entertaining. I was laughing so hard I was actually crying. Mark My words he will indeed be back for more.

I have had several emails lately asking how they can be mentioned in My diary. And here is the secret to doing so. First off, stop emailing Me and actually DO a call. Secondly, do something to entertain Me so that you stick in My mind when I actually add onto My diary. Pretty easy really call and be creative!!

I will be on this afternoon into the night taking your calls.

Goddess Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874
THE ART OF SELF BUKKAKE
$1.99 per minute

I have had this customer for quite some time and he always remarked about how he wanted to shoot his jizz load on his face for Me while I watched on cam. The only problem was that he was in the middle of moving into a new place and really didn’t have access to his computer for a while. Ok, I can understand this it’s not like none of us have been there before.

Well he is now all moved into his new place, he has internet access and purchased a webcam, so needless to say he was extremely excited about shooting his load on his face for me.
He calls, I log onto yahoo, get his cam invite and sure enough there he is with his dick half pointed at his face jerking like crazy. Repeating over and over again how he’s now going to have to do get on cam and jerk his dick off into his face for Me all the time. He gets close to cumming and NOTHING HAPPENS. As soon as he gets close the desire to shoot goes away. This went on for almost an hour and then he finally just gave up. Talk about a massive tease and denial session.

This little naughty bitch boy felt so fucking bad for not performing the way that I wanted him to. I think he sent like oh four emails on NiteFlirt apologizing for not being able to do it.

He was told that he would not be allowed to cum at all between phone calls. I wanted to make sure that he was extremely desperate and frustratedthe second time around. Desperation and frustration will lead anyone to do just about anything in order to cum. I know it, he knows it and I am sure you know it.

I finally got his second call yesterday and it took no time at all. I guess the frustration got the better of him and I got to see him shoot his load all over his face with his tongue sticking out for Me.

Good boy! Mistress Clair is damned proud of you.

On another note, my art of self bukkake line has become so popular that it has passed the cuckolding line for calls and points. I never ever thought that this line would be so popular but I sure know now. It is highly humiliating to cum all over your own face.

So are you up to the challenge?
Spunk on your face for Mistress.

Mistress Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874

The Art of Self Bukkake
$1.99 per minute

Oh my God, I had so much fun the other day when the squash fucker/mango fucker came back to visit Me on the phone. His girlfriend, if he really HAS one, is a riot. Whenever she goes out and gets fucked by a real man with a real cock she gives him a task to do for her. Typically this entails getting the video camera and performing for her on it while he has permission to call Me on the phone. This time he was to hold a dildo on his forehead and make a fool of himself and eventually eat up all his cum. I had him dick slap himself with the dildo and then spank his ass for not liking it and then finally shoot his load all over it and suck it off the dildo. It was hilarious as always and I enjoyed helping his girlfriend out. Too fucking funny.

Come entertain your Goddess.

1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874
The Art of Self Bukkake
$1.99 per minute

First off HAPPY NEW YEARS to all My diary droolers. Yes you are all droolers because I know you sit there either jerking your dick or rubbing that little nub in between your legs wishing that I mention you here. Now that I have said that, onto the reason for this diary entry. Begging to be in My diary.

It really amazes Me how many wanker boys really truly want a “shout out” in My diary. Consistent begging on a daily basis has been happening lately and not just from one customer. I keep saying “give Me a reason to want to type about you”. Seriously you are going to have to do something that really sticks in my mind for Me to even remember you when I post a new diary entry. Entertain Me, beg, plead, cry, get on cam and prove you do what I tell you to do, buy Me a gift certificate, tribute Me, something to make you stick out amongst the typical of wankers.

That’s My challenge to you all this new year. Give Me a reason to want to write about you. If you don’t then I sure the hell am not going to remember you come blog time.

Goddess Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874

$1.99 per minute

Happy Holidays to each and every one of you. To keep My own sanity this year, I am only going to have two lines available for you to call. Higher rate than normal but that’s My decision.

First line:
1-800-863-5478 ext. 0503972

This line is $2.19/min

Second line:
1-800-863-5478 ext. 0503982

This line is $5.55/min

I feel as though I deserve it since My callers never spoil Me. Sure I am not a “Princess” but don’t Godesses deserve to be spoiled as well? I sure think so.

Goddess Clair

Ok so where the fuck has She been? I bet all of you have been asking since I haven’t posted much to the diary here. Nowhere really. Busy getting fucked and working and all that and having fun taking pics. Gave a little cuckie a job this weekend “take pics for My new design so I can hand it over to My webmistress”. Fun, fun indeed. Of course most of them aren’t available to just a standard wanker asshole. If you want to see Me getting pounded by huge dick and getting eaten out and oh Me sucking on them, beg nicely and I may just do it, lol.

Special thanks to Ms M at Bad Monkey Webdesign for the new kick ass design, I LOVE IT. Now chica when the hell will My listing redo’s be done ;).

Call Me now little bitches, I am ready to make a fool of you!

Goddess Clair
1-800-TO-FLIRT
ext. 0503984

So here I am on a Saturday night taking calls and lo and behold I get a new caller. This guy claims to have the smallest dick ever, measuring about 4″ in length and teeny tiny balls. He is going to go out to a kind of strip club where the guys are allowed to jerk their own dicks while the girls dance, for a price of course, and he wanted to know what to do to further humiliate himself. Well little did I know that he puts an ice pack on his already tiny weenie on his way there and he is going to do that tonight. I told him to ask them all kinds of questions like “have you ever fucked a tiny cock like mine” etc. He also likes to flash his weenie at women so they laugh at him. Small wonder he has never ever gotten arrested for doing that. Of course he has been told that he will shoot it in his own face later, I mean if he isn’t going to do it now on the phone with Me he will do it at some point. After all I know how all of you love the self bukkake thing and I know he will too.

Humiliate yourself for Me.

Goddess Clair
1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 01486874
$1.99 per minute

First off I hope all My boys have a very safe long Holiday weekend. As for Goddess Clair, I have nothing planned at all for once. I am just going to stay at home and relax, maybe take some calls and have a couple of friends over on Monday for a BBQ. Where does time go? Didn’t summer just start? Before we know it, it will be Christmas (why did I have to say that?).

I just had a very interesting call a bit ago. This customer called My “Art of Self Bukkake” line and actually wanted tease and denial. Oddly enough that’s how I DO this sort of thing in real life so that was no stretch for Me. The funny part of it was that he really didn’t want to do it. But Goddess Clair gave him a choice, either you cum on your face or you get sent away with blue balls. Yes I know I am CumForClair on NiteFlirt but that doesn’t mean that I give a shit if you cum or not. Too fucking funny.

Lines are on, I am not going anywhere so let’s see how many blue balls I can make today.

Goddess Clair
1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 0503984

$1.89 per minute

I have been soooooooooooo busy on the phone that I haven’t had much of an opportunity to update My diary at all. Frankly it’s all been a blur from one call to the next. Am I bitching about My phone ringing a lot? Hell no, keep it coming boys!!!!

For any of you who are contemplating fucking a mango like the nanner sucker did for Me on the phone, you all need to realize that SOME people have an allergy to Mangos. The Mango tree is part of the poison oak/ivy family. Some people will never have an allergic reaction to it and some will. According to the nanner sucker, he did get a rash on his weenie when he fucked a mango the second time. Now, I knew that some are allergic however look at all the mango products on the market right now from body sprays to lotions. The part of the mango that will typically cause an allergic reaction is the peel. So all I can figure is that he already was allergic to mango juice and didn’t know it or somehow he rubbed his dick on the peel of it. So be warned fruit/veggie fuckers, even though a mango makes awesome noises and feels like a nice, wet pussy you may end up getting a rash. you just have to ask yourself if it is worth it

As much as I love discussing humiliating ways to play with your dick and to cum on your face and eat your own cum, I still find it interesting to speak with someone that needs relationship advice. When you step back and look at it, I am way cheaper than going to see a therapist that charges up to $300 an hour. I look at Myself as a sort of sex therapist. I know that most can’t ever discuss these things with their wife or girlfriend out of the fear of making them run away or be utterly disgusted. I am an anonymous person to speak with in regards to your kinks and fetishes. The dynamics of D/s and also individual relationships have always fascinated Me. Learning from and observing others even if it’s only by phone titilates Me. I have no way to know if all of it is strictly fantasy or not and either way I still enjoy it. From the husband that thinks his wife is cheating on him to the never married executive that is totally into a woman that won’t give him the time of day, I love talking about all of it.

I know that some boys that I speak with wish that I would point them out here on My diary but you have to do something in order for Me to remember you. I don’t update this as much as I really should so give Me a reason to come here and post something.

Goddess Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 0503984
$1.89 per min