First off HAPPY NEW YEARS to all My diary droolers. Yes you are all droolers because I know you sit there either jerking your dick or rubbing that little nub in between your legs wishing that I mention you here. Now that I have said that, onto the reason for this diary entry. Begging to be in My diary.

It really amazes Me how many wanker boys really truly want a “shout out” in My diary. Consistent begging on a daily basis has been happening lately and not just from one customer. I keep saying “give Me a reason to want to type about you”. Seriously you are going to have to do something that really sticks in my mind for Me to even remember you when I post a new diary entry. Entertain Me, beg, plead, cry, get on cam and prove you do what I tell you to do, buy Me a gift certificate, tribute Me, something to make you stick out amongst the typical of wankers.

That’s My challenge to you all this new year. Give Me a reason to want to write about you. If you don’t then I sure the hell am not going to remember you come blog time.

Goddess Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874

$1.99 per minute

Happy Holidays to each and every one of you. To keep My own sanity this year, I am only going to have two lines available for you to call. Higher rate than normal but that’s My decision.

First line:
1-800-863-5478 ext. 0503972

This line is $2.19/min

Second line:
1-800-863-5478 ext. 0503982

This line is $5.55/min

I feel as though I deserve it since My callers never spoil Me. Sure I am not a “Princess” but don’t Godesses deserve to be spoiled as well? I sure think so.

Goddess Clair

I am about to make a special listing geared towards men that are into using food items as masturbation aids. Why? Because for some odd reason I keep getting calls for this more and more. Now this isn’t “sploshing” or “splooshing”, I am not talking about Me smearing food all over Myself. I am talking about using food items to jerk your dick with. As you know I have made guys fuck all sorts of items. But the last two were absolutely classic. My caller called from the grocery store to make sure he had what I wanted him to buy and then bring home. A french roll and a jar of marshmallow cream. I had him cut the end off the roll and scoop out the bread and put the whole jar of cream into the hollowed out bread. Then warm it up, take it upstairs and make love to it. I even named “her” and couldn’t stop laughing the whole time. It was classic. Same caller came home with an apple pie. I just had to know if a warm apple pie really feels like a pussy or not, so he was more than willing to oblige Me. And according to him it is similar and he loves to degrade himself in that way.

So, screw it I am going to make a listing for using food items as a masturbation aid. Tell Me what you have in your kitchen or call Me asking for a shopping list and I will provide one for you.

Yet another way to entertain Me, whether you have a small dick or a big dick. Fucking food for My amusement. Of course it would be even better to see it on cam. Now who has enough balls to actually do that for Me? Nobody hardly ever wants to shoot their cum on their face on cam for Me, lol.

So come and get My new listing
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01836793
$2.09/min

Goddess Clair

Ok so where the fuck has She been? I bet all of you have been asking since I haven’t posted much to the diary here. Nowhere really. Busy getting fucked and working and all that and having fun taking pics. Gave a little cuckie a job this weekend “take pics for My new design so I can hand it over to My webmistress”. Fun, fun indeed. Of course most of them aren’t available to just a standard wanker asshole. If you want to see Me getting pounded by huge dick and getting eaten out and oh Me sucking on them, beg nicely and I may just do it, lol.

Special thanks to Ms M at Bad Monkey Webdesign for the new kick ass design, I LOVE IT. Now chica when the hell will My listing redo’s be done ;).

Call Me now little bitches, I am ready to make a fool of you!

Goddess Clair
1-800-TO-FLIRT
ext. 0503984

So here I am on a Saturday night taking calls and lo and behold I get a new caller. This guy claims to have the smallest dick ever, measuring about 4″ in length and teeny tiny balls. He is going to go out to a kind of strip club where the guys are allowed to jerk their own dicks while the girls dance, for a price of course, and he wanted to know what to do to further humiliate himself. Well little did I know that he puts an ice pack on his already tiny weenie on his way there and he is going to do that tonight. I told him to ask them all kinds of questions like “have you ever fucked a tiny cock like mine” etc. He also likes to flash his weenie at women so they laugh at him. Small wonder he has never ever gotten arrested for doing that. Of course he has been told that he will shoot it in his own face later, I mean if he isn’t going to do it now on the phone with Me he will do it at some point. After all I know how all of you love the self bukkake thing and I know he will too.

Humiliate yourself for Me.

Goddess Clair
1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 01486874
$1.99 per minute

I know how many of you sit and wank at the silly things I have made losers do with their pathetic excuses for dicks. From the nanner sucker to his fun with mango’s and squashes to the one that made a dickritto for Me, lmao. Well this new one takes the prize. I got a call from a guy that was looking at this silliness on My diary and decided to give Me a try. he wanted Me to get creative with a masturbation device. So, I had him go in his kitchen and name off the items that he had. Most of the items were pretty common like eggs, I don’t have a clue how a guy would fuck an egg, lol so that wasn’t used. I had him get out the butter and raw crescent rolls. So what the hell did he do for My amusement? Well he buttered up his weiner and then “popped” open the can of crescent rolls and then wrapped his dick in them and started wanking. I tell you it gives “pig in a blanket” a whole new meaning. Needless to say I was highly entertained and absolutely loved it as much as he loved rubbing his hard dick with the raw crescent rolls. Now to come up with something even more entertaining, hmmmmm, lol!

Goddess Clair
1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 01486874
The Art of Self Bukkake
$1.99/min

Every once in a while I come upon a slave boy that calls Me and has a real man sized cock. This happened just the other day. I get a call on the “Art Of Self Bukkake” line from a guy that wants Me to watch him stroke on cam and then cum on his face for Me. I never say no to that so off I went signing onto Yahoo to watch him on cam. he turns it on and I was speechless. HOLY SHIT this guy had a BIG DICK. I mean BIG. I just love slaves with huge man cock. I asked him how big it was and he said 9″ is that big, UM YES. I want, I WANT!!!! Yes slave cock sometimes comes in big sizes, lol, like this one. It was still fun as hell watching him shoot it all over his face. This one wasn’t a little dicked wonder, he was just a massively kinky slut boy.

I know there are more of you out there, so call Me. Clair just loves big slave cock.

Goddess Clair
$1.99/min
The Art of Self Bukkake
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01486874

I am beginning to think that not only do I have a cum fetish but that I also have a “thing” for making men do stupid men tricks. I have made a guy suck a bannana, fuck a squash, fuck a mango, eat cum cubes, do cum shots, shove cum cubes up their ass, slurp cum from a condom and now I have a new one to add to the list.

I have a caller that loves to be absolutely humiliated and degraded. This boy can actually suck his cock head if he is flexible enough. I have heard him do it before, although I have never actually seen him do it. But regardless it is still rather entertaining to hear him “slurp” on it. This boy wanted to know if he could do something to entertain Me earlier today by doing something that I have wanted to do to one of My callers but had yet to do it. So, I asked “well do you have any tortillas?” roflmao!!!!!!!!! I have discussed making a shrimp dickritto with short dicked matt before but for some reason he’s not thinking of doing stupid things for Me while he’s grocery shopping. Well matt this one beat you to it!!! Indeed he had some tortillas, so on went the cooking oil and he wrapped the tortilla around his weenie and stroked it for Me. I of course made him say “sweet nothings” to the tortilla because it makes Me laugh My ass off. Then he was instructed to give the tortilla some special “sauce” which he did of course and I couldn’t stop laughing. Actually I am laughing right now. The only difference is that this subbie doesn’t have a small dick so it truly wasn’t a shrimp dickritto (you can still be the first shrimp dickritto matt hehe).

Goddess Clair
1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 0503984
$1.89/min

First off I hope all My boys have a very safe long Holiday weekend. As for Goddess Clair, I have nothing planned at all for once. I am just going to stay at home and relax, maybe take some calls and have a couple of friends over on Monday for a BBQ. Where does time go? Didn’t summer just start? Before we know it, it will be Christmas (why did I have to say that?).

I just had a very interesting call a bit ago. This customer called My “Art of Self Bukkake” line and actually wanted tease and denial. Oddly enough that’s how I DO this sort of thing in real life so that was no stretch for Me. The funny part of it was that he really didn’t want to do it. But Goddess Clair gave him a choice, either you cum on your face or you get sent away with blue balls. Yes I know I am CumForClair on NiteFlirt but that doesn’t mean that I give a shit if you cum or not. Too fucking funny.

Lines are on, I am not going anywhere so let’s see how many blue balls I can make today.

Goddess Clair
1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 0503984

$1.89 per minute

I have been soooooooooooo busy on the phone that I haven’t had much of an opportunity to update My diary at all. Frankly it’s all been a blur from one call to the next. Am I bitching about My phone ringing a lot? Hell no, keep it coming boys!!!!

For any of you who are contemplating fucking a mango like the nanner sucker did for Me on the phone, you all need to realize that SOME people have an allergy to Mangos. The Mango tree is part of the poison oak/ivy family. Some people will never have an allergic reaction to it and some will. According to the nanner sucker, he did get a rash on his weenie when he fucked a mango the second time. Now, I knew that some are allergic however look at all the mango products on the market right now from body sprays to lotions. The part of the mango that will typically cause an allergic reaction is the peel. So all I can figure is that he already was allergic to mango juice and didn’t know it or somehow he rubbed his dick on the peel of it. So be warned fruit/veggie fuckers, even though a mango makes awesome noises and feels like a nice, wet pussy you may end up getting a rash. you just have to ask yourself if it is worth it

As much as I love discussing humiliating ways to play with your dick and to cum on your face and eat your own cum, I still find it interesting to speak with someone that needs relationship advice. When you step back and look at it, I am way cheaper than going to see a therapist that charges up to $300 an hour. I look at Myself as a sort of sex therapist. I know that most can’t ever discuss these things with their wife or girlfriend out of the fear of making them run away or be utterly disgusted. I am an anonymous person to speak with in regards to your kinks and fetishes. The dynamics of D/s and also individual relationships have always fascinated Me. Learning from and observing others even if it’s only by phone titilates Me. I have no way to know if all of it is strictly fantasy or not and either way I still enjoy it. From the husband that thinks his wife is cheating on him to the never married executive that is totally into a woman that won’t give him the time of day, I love talking about all of it.

I know that some boys that I speak with wish that I would point them out here on My diary but you have to do something in order for Me to remember you. I don’t update this as much as I really should so give Me a reason to come here and post something.

Goddess Clair
1-800-863-5478 ext. 0503984
$1.89 per min